ECTO MESO ENDO BODY TYPE TV
So Punch, (that) Fat ass, Nympho, Bitch (in the) and Nose are sitting down watching TV and a commercial comes on and says: “Feeling the need for love”, “Try Silaic” “It’s a revolutionary supplement that will help your spouse and/or significant other give you all the love you need.” Person 5 needs tons of attention to feel love – Well call him/her “Bitch” Person 4 needs tons of sex to feel love – Well call him/her “Nympho” Person 3 needs a bag potato chips to feel love – Well call him/her “Fat Ass”
Person 2 needs a punch in the nose feel love – Well call him/her “Nose” Person 1 needs a punch in the mouth to feel love – Well call him/her “Punch” My business partner Julie let me borrow a book called the Five Love Languages, written by a guy named Gary Chapman (it’s a good book, you should read it), but for the sake of this story, let’s just say that there are 5 “Body Type” Love Languages and the 5 are as follows: “Well what about that Super Deluxe Pattaya Beach 2.0 Sunglasses Trim Ready Fit Diet I saw on TV? Sure, there are a few people they may work for, but for the majority, they won’t. Your specific body type determines how your body handles food which is a reason why most of the fad diets today don’t work. Knowing your body type is essential to understanding how your body metabolizes food and how much muscle you need or don’t need to achieve your goals. No amount of food I could eat (and not be sick) would make me any bigger because it went against what my body naturally wanted to do.ĭetermine what body type you have and plan your diet accordingly. I got up to 198lbs and then got no further – I hit a wall. Up above I said a “ Naturally skinny person can achieve an athletic look but won’t become a sumo wrestler” – I know this first hand because 2 summers ago, I actually tried to get as big as I possibly could. In actuality it usually plays out like this:Ī naturally skinny person (ectomorph) can achieve an athletic look but won’t become a sumo wrestler.Ī naturally athletic person (mesomorph) can become a sumo wrestler but won’t become a skinny person.Ī natural sumo wrestler (endomorph) can achieve an athletic look but won’t become a skinny person. “First of all you suck, secondly I don’t care what you can do Charles, what does this do for me”?Īgain, speaking in generalities, usually women strive for the ectomorph look and men strive for the mesomorph look. When I say disproportionaly stronger, here are my weird figures: Put it this way I don’t have the strength to bench press 200 lbs (which pretty much makes me a tool, my 5 year old daughter can bench more than me!) on the flip side, I can leg press over 850 lbs. So how does that play out in the real world? My legs gain muscle very easily I can see substantial gains in my strength in short amounts of time. My lower body is disproportionately much stronger than my upper body. And since men store most of their fat in their upper body, mostly around their waist, (Women on the other hand usually store excess fat around their hips and thighs) it’s an even greater feat. Everything is lean, I have sweat blood for every ounce of muscle I put on my upper body consequently, my body fat is relatively low at 9.6%. Eats the daily recommended 2500 calories and gains 10lbs anyway – they usually have very large bones, high levels of fat storage, and a wide waist.īut that’s not the whole story, this is only half of the story – 90% of people living don’t fit into one category, they are actually a combination of two – I will use myself as an example: What is my body type: Ecotmorph, Endomorph or Mesomorph? I am Ecto/Mesomorph website, and being fat is not a negative) person. Endomorphic: Basically the fat (Yes, fat! This is not a P.C.(This would be my business partner Julie, but she ain’t important so.yeah, we won’t worry about her right now.)
Works out once a week and stays strong – they usually have an athletic build, large bones, low fat levels, narrow waist. Mesomorphic: Basically the athletic person.Eats chocolate chip cookies all day and loses 3lbs – they usually have long thin bones and muscles, very little fat storage. Ectomorphic: Basically the skinny person (the “skinny bitch”) you secretly envy.What is my body type: Ecotmorph, Endomorph or Mesomorph? The types: Ecto, Meso & Endo
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